Even Carnies Know Where to Draw the Line

Eden and I were playing Circus today (I know, I know, we've had to get really creative since we're couped up), and she was standing on my back and doing little moves. She got off and I said, "Ok, now I will stand on your back." She willingly got down on the floor and I laughed and said, "I'd break you in half!" and swatted her buns a couple of times. She yelled at me, "They don't do THAT in the circus!"